trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

trebrond:

Dr. House in a nutshell

lifehackable:

Stretches that improve different aspects of your body.

(Source: poilcebox)

fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

(Source: a98)

jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

postalofficepunk:

lezly-odair:

How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homophobia and sexism

I’m not religious, but this comic is flipping adorable.

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

wholocked-in-221-b:

orangelemonart:

professortennant:

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944 
Chamber of Secrets: 85,141
Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253 
Goblet of Fire: 190,637
Order of the Phoenix: 257,045
Half-Blood Prince: 168,923
Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022
Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227
Two Towers: 143,436
Return of the King: 134,462

This changed me

this is going to come in handy one day…

221b-ilbo:

aidan-turners-eyebrows:

smirkwoodforest:

Greetings
Hi
A
/a/
Hail!
Ai!
/ˈaj/
A star shines on the hour of our meeting.
Êl síla erin lû e-govaned vîn.
/ˈɛ:l̡ ˈsiˑ.la ˈɛ.rin ˈlu: ɛ ˈgɔ.va.nɛd ˈvi:n/
I greet you!
Gi suilon!
/gi ˈsuj.lɔn/
I greet you!
Le suilon!
/lɛ ˈsuj.lɔn/
Well met!
Mae g’ovannen!
/ˈmaɛ gɔ.ˈvan.nɛn/
Well met!
Mae l’ovannen!
/ˈmaɛ lɔ.ˈvan.nɛn/
At last!
Na vedui!
/na ˈvɛ.duj/
You are welcome here
Gi nathlam hí
/gi ˈnaθ.lam ˈhiˑ/
You are welcome here
Le nathlam hí
/lɛ ˈnaθ.lam ˈhiˑ/
I know your face
Iston i nîf gîn
/ˈis.tɔn i ˈni:v ˈgi:n/
I know your face
Iston i nîf lîn
/ˈis.tɔn i ˈni:v ˈli:n/
Questions
Do you speak Elvish?
Pedig edhellen?
/ˈpɛ.dig ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/
Do you speak Elvish?
Pedil edhellen?
/ˈpɛ.dil̡ ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/
May we speak as friends now?
Peditham hi sui vellyn?
/ˈpɛ.di.θam ˈhi ˈsuj ˈvɛl̡.lyn/
Where are we?
Mi van me?
/mi ˈvan ˈmɛ/
Do you promise?
Gwestog?
/ˈgwɛs.tɔg/
Do you promise?
Gwestol?
/ˈgwɛs.tɔl/
Is it done?
I dass carnen?
/i ˈdass ˈkar.nɛn/
Is it necessary?
Boe?
/ˈbɔɛ/
Is there trouble?
Prestad?
/ˈprɛs.tad/
What are you doing?
Man cerig?
/ˈman ˈkɛ.rig/
What are you doing?
Man ceril?
/ˈman ˈkɛ.ril̡/
What did you do?
Man agoreg?
/ˈman ˈa.gɔ.rɛg/
What did you do?
Man agorel?
/ˈman ˈa.gɔ.rɛl̡/
When?
Na van?
/na ˈvan/
With what?
A van?
/a ˈvan/
Which one?
Man pen?
/ˈman ˈpɛn/
Who is leading?
Man tôg?
/ˈman ˈtɔ:g/
Why not?
Avo garo am man theled?
/ˈa.vɔ ˈga.rɔ am ˈman ˈθɛ.lɛd/
Why?
Am man?
/am ˈman/
Why?
Am man theled?
/am ˈman ˈθɛ.lɛd/
Commands
Behold!
Alae!
/ˈa.laɛ/
Beware!
No dirweg!
/nɔ ˈdir.wɛg/
Flee!
Drego!
/ˈdrɛ.gɔ/
Go away!
Ego!
/ˈɛ.gɔ/
Run!
Noro!
/ˈnɔ.rɔ/
Stop!
Daro!
/ˈda.rɔ/
Wake up
Echuio
/ɛ.ˈxuj.ɔ/
Let’s go
Gwaem
/ˈgwaɛm/
Come near the fire
Tolo anin naur
/ˈtɔ.lɔ ˈa.nin ˈnaur/
Come with me
Tolo ar nin
/ˈtɔ.lɔ ar ˈnin/
Come, join us
Tolo, govano ven
/ˈtɔ.lɔ ˈgɔ.va.nɔ ˈvɛn/
Save me
Edraith enni
/ˈɛd.rajθ ˈɛn.ni/
Release me
Leithio nin
/ˈlej.θi.ɔ ˈnin/
Don’t be afraid
Av-‘osto
/a.ˈvɔs.tɔ/
Insults
You betrayed me
Nin gwerianneg
/ˈniŋ gwɛ.ri.ˈan.nɛg/
You smell like a monster
Sevig thû úan
/ˈsɛ.vig ˈθu: ˈuˑ.an/
Your head is empty
Dôl gîn lost
/ˈdɔ:l ˈgi:n ˈlɔst/
Evil fate!
Amarth faeg!
/ˈa.marθ ˈfaɛg/
Curses!
Rhaich!
/ˈr̊ajx/
Idiot!
Pe-channas!
/pɛ.ˈxan.nas/
Go kiss an orc
Ego, mibo orch
/ˈɛ.gɔ ˈmi.bɔ ˈɔrx/
I can say what I wish, and you won’t understand me
Pedin i phith in aníron, a nin ú-cheniathog
/ˈpɛ.din if ˈfiθ in a.ˈniˑ.rɔn a ˈnin uˑ.xɛ.ˈni.a.θɔg/
I can say what I wish, and y’all won’t understand me
Pedin i phith in aníron, a nin ú-cheniathagir
/ˈpɛ.din if ˈfiθ in a.ˈniˑ.rɔn a ˈnin uˑ.xɛ.ni.ˈa.θa.gir/
Thank-you’s
Thank you
Ni *’lassui
/ˈni ˈlas.suj/
Thank you from my heart
Guren *glassui
/ˈgu.rɛn ˈglas.suj/
You did well
Agoreg vae
/ˈa.gɔ.rɛg ˈvaɛ/
You did well
Agorel vae
/ˈa.gɔ.rɛl̡ ˈvaɛ/
Other phrases/exclamations
Alas!
Nae!
/ˈnaɛ/
Eek!
Ai!
/ˈai/
Ouch!
Nîdh!
/ˈni:ð/
Wow!
Elo!
/ˈɛ.lɔ/
I’m here to save you
Odulen an edraith angin
/ˈɔ.du.lɛn an ˈɛd.rajθ ˈaŋ.gin/
I’m here to save you
Odulen an edraith anlen
/ˈɔ.du.lɛn an ˈɛd.rajθ ˈan.lɛn/
Sorry
Goheno nin
/ˈgɔ.hɛ.nɔ ˈnin/
Please
An ngell nîn
/aŋŋ ˈgɛl̡l ˈni:n/
I love you
Gi melin
/gi ˈmɛ.lin
I don’t speak Elvish
Ú-bedin edhellen
/ˈuˑ.bɛ.din ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/
I speak Elvish
Pedin edhellen
/ˈpɛ.din ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/
I am ___
Im ___
/ˈim/
I don’t know
Ú-iston
/uˑ.ˈis.tɔn/
I know
Iston
/ˈis.tɔn/
My Lady
Hiril vuin
/ˈhi.ril̡ ˈvujn/
My lord
Hîr vuin
/ˈhi:r ˈvujn/
My child
Henig
/ˈhɛ.nig/
My son
Ionneg
/ˈjɔn.nɛg/
My daughter
Iellig
/ˈjɛl̡.lig/
Daddy
Ada
/ˈa.da/
Mommy
Nana
/ˈna.na/
Farewells
Have joy and laughter
Savo ‘lass a lalaith
/ˈsa.vɔ ˈlass a ˈla.lajθ/
I must go
Boe i ‘waen
/ˈbɔɛ i ˈwaɛn/
My heart shall weep until I see you again
Guren *níniatha n’i lû n’i a-govenitham
/ˈgu.rɛn niˑ.ˈni.a.θa ni ˈlu: ni a.gɔ.ˈvɛ.ni.θam/
Sleep well
Losto vae
/ˈlɔs.tɔ ˈvaɛ/
Rest well
Posto vae
/ˈpɔs.tɔ ˈvaɛ/
Sweet dreams
Ollo vae
/ˈɔl.lɔ ˈvaɛ/
Until next we meet
Na lû e-govaned vîn
/na ˈlu: ɛ.ˈgɔ.va.nɛd ˈvi:n/
Until then
N’i lû tôl
/ni ˈlu: ˈtɔ:l/
Until tomorrow
Abarad
/ˈa.ba.rad/

Sit down, Legolas
Havo dad, Legolas
/havo dahd; Legolas/

You’re late
Le abdollen
/’le ab’do.llen/

221b-ilbo:

aidan-turners-eyebrows:

smirkwoodforest:

Hi

A

/a/

Hail!

Ai!

/ˈaj/

A star shines on the hour of our meeting.

Êl síla erin lû e-govaned vîn.

/ˈɛ:l̡ ˈsiˑ.la ˈɛ.rin ˈlu: ɛ ˈgɔ.va.nɛd ˈvi:n/

I greet you!

Gi suilon!

/gi ˈsuj.lɔn/

I greet you!

Le suilon!

/lɛ ˈsuj.lɔn/

Well met!

Mae g’ovannen!

/ˈmaɛ gɔ.ˈvan.nɛn/

Well met!

Mae l’ovannen!

/ˈmaɛ lɔ.ˈvan.nɛn/

At last!

Na vedui!

/na ˈvɛ.duj/

You are welcome here

Gi nathlam hí

/gi ˈnaθ.lam ˈhiˑ/

You are welcome here

Le nathlam hí

/lɛ ˈnaθ.lam ˈhiˑ/

I know your face

Iston i nîf gîn

/ˈis.tɔn i ˈni:v ˈgi:n/

I know your face

Iston i nîf lîn

/ˈis.tɔn i ˈni:v ˈli:n/

Do you speak Elvish?

Pedig edhellen?

/ˈpɛ.dig ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/

Do you speak Elvish?

Pedil edhellen?

/ˈpɛ.dil̡ ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/

May we speak as friends now?

Peditham hi sui vellyn?

/ˈpɛ.di.θam ˈhi ˈsuj ˈvɛl̡.lyn/

Where are we?

Mi van me?

/mi ˈvan ˈmɛ/

Do you promise?

Gwestog?

/ˈgwɛs.tɔg/

Do you promise?

Gwestol?

/ˈgwɛs.tɔl/

Is it done?

I dass carnen?

/i ˈdass ˈkar.nɛn/

Is it necessary?

Boe?

/ˈbɔɛ/

Is there trouble?

Prestad?

/ˈprɛs.tad/

What are you doing?

Man cerig?

/ˈman ˈkɛ.rig/

What are you doing?

Man ceril?

/ˈman ˈkɛ.ril̡/

What did you do?

Man agoreg?

/ˈman ˈa.gɔ.rɛg/

What did you do?

Man agorel?

/ˈman ˈa.gɔ.rɛl̡/

When?

Na van?

/na ˈvan/

With what?

A van?

/a ˈvan/

Which one?

Man pen?

/ˈman ˈpɛn/

Who is leading?

Man tôg?

/ˈman ˈtɔ:g/

Why not?

Avo garo am man theled?

/ˈa.vɔ ˈga.rɔ am ˈman ˈθɛ.lɛd/

Why?

Am man?

/am ˈman/

Why?

Am man theled?

/am ˈman ˈθɛ.lɛd/

Behold!

Alae!

/ˈa.laɛ/

Beware!

No dirweg!

/nɔ ˈdir.wɛg/

Flee!

Drego!

/ˈdrɛ.gɔ/

Go away!

Ego!

/ˈɛ.gɔ/

Run!

Noro!

/ˈnɔ.rɔ/

Stop!

Daro!

/ˈda.rɔ/

Wake up

Echuio

/ɛ.ˈxuj.ɔ/

Let’s go

Gwaem

/ˈgwaɛm/

Come near the fire

Tolo anin naur

/ˈtɔ.lɔ ˈa.nin ˈnaur/

Come with me

Tolo ar nin

/ˈtɔ.lɔ ar ˈnin/

Come, join us

Tolo, govano ven

/ˈtɔ.lɔ ˈgɔ.va.nɔ ˈvɛn/

Save me

Edraith enni

/ˈɛd.rajθ ˈɛn.ni/

Release me

Leithio nin

/ˈlej.θi.ɔ ˈnin/

Don’t be afraid

Av-‘osto

/a.ˈvɔs.tɔ/

You betrayed me

Nin gwerianneg

/ˈniŋ gwɛ.ri.ˈan.nɛg/

You smell like a monster

Sevig thû úan

/ˈsɛ.vig ˈθu: ˈuˑ.an/

Your head is empty

Dôl gîn lost

/ˈdɔ:l ˈgi:n ˈlɔst/

Evil fate!

Amarth faeg!

/ˈa.marθ ˈfaɛg/

Curses!

Rhaich!

/ˈr̊ajx/

Idiot!

Pe-channas!

/pɛ.ˈxan.nas/

Go kiss an orc

Ego, mibo orch

/ˈɛ.gɔ ˈmi.bɔ ˈɔrx/

I can say what I wish, and you won’t understand me

Pedin i phith in aníron, a nin ú-cheniathog

/ˈpɛ.din if ˈfiθ in a.ˈniˑ.rɔn a ˈnin uˑ.xɛ.ˈni.a.θɔg/

I can say what I wish, and y’all won’t understand me

Pedin i phith in aníron, a nin ú-cheniathagir

/ˈpɛ.din if ˈfiθ in a.ˈniˑ.rɔn a ˈnin uˑ.xɛ.ni.ˈa.θa.gir/

Thank you

Ni *’lassui

/ˈni ˈlas.suj/

Thank you from my heart

Guren *glassui

/ˈgu.rɛn ˈglas.suj/

You did well

Agoreg vae

/ˈa.gɔ.rɛg ˈvaɛ/

You did well

Agorel vae

/ˈa.gɔ.rɛl̡ ˈvaɛ/

Alas!

Nae!

/ˈnaɛ/

Eek!

Ai!

/ˈai/

Ouch!

Nîdh!

/ˈni:ð/

Wow!

Elo!

/ˈɛ.lɔ/

I’m here to save you

Odulen an edraith angin

/ˈɔ.du.lɛn an ˈɛd.rajθ ˈaŋ.gin/

I’m here to save you

Odulen an edraith anlen

/ˈɔ.du.lɛn an ˈɛd.rajθ ˈan.lɛn/

Sorry

Goheno nin

/ˈgɔ.hɛ.nɔ ˈnin/

Please

An ngell nîn

/aŋŋ ˈgɛl̡l ˈni:n/

I love you

Gi melin

/gi ˈmɛ.lin

I don’t speak Elvish

Ú-bedin edhellen

/ˈuˑ.bɛ.din ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/

I speak Elvish

Pedin edhellen

/ˈpɛ.din ɛ.ˈðɛl̡.lɛn/

I am ___

Im ___

/ˈim/

I don’t know

Ú-iston

/uˑ.ˈis.tɔn/

I know

Iston

/ˈis.tɔn/

My Lady

Hiril vuin

/ˈhi.ril̡ ˈvujn/

My lord

Hîr vuin

/ˈhi:r ˈvujn/

My child

Henig

/ˈhɛ.nig/

My son

Ionneg

/ˈjɔn.nɛg/

My daughter

Iellig

/ˈjɛl̡.lig/

Daddy

Ada

/ˈa.da/

Mommy

Nana

/ˈna.na/

Have joy and laughter

Savo ‘lass a lalaith

/ˈsa.vɔ ˈlass a ˈla.lajθ/

I must go

Boe i ‘waen

/ˈbɔɛ i ˈwaɛn/

My heart shall weep until I see you again

Guren *níniatha n’i lû n’i a-govenitham

/ˈgu.rɛn niˑ.ˈni.a.θa ni ˈlu: ni a.gɔ.ˈvɛ.ni.θam/

Sleep well

Losto vae

/ˈlɔs.tɔ ˈvaɛ/

Rest well

Posto vae

/ˈpɔs.tɔ ˈvaɛ/

Sweet dreams

Ollo vae

/ˈɔl.lɔ ˈvaɛ/

Until next we meet

Na lû e-govaned vîn

/na ˈlu: ɛ.ˈgɔ.va.nɛd ˈvi:n/

Until then

N’i lû tôl

/ni ˈlu: ˈtɔ:l/

Until tomorrow

Abarad

/ˈa.ba.rad/

Sit down, Legolas

Havo dad, Legolas

/havo dahd; Legolas/

You’re late

Le abdollen

/’le ab’do.llen/

(Source: smirkwoood)

Things almost every author needs to research

clevergirlhelps:

the-right-writing:

  • How bodies decompose
  • Wilderness survival skills
  • Mob mentality
  • Other cultures
  • What it takes for a human to die in a given situation
  • Common tropes in your genre
  • Average weather for your setting

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